chasing.the.track

this is really old but i will put it up anyway, just bcos im bored.

You might be a synchro swimmer....
1. If you have put boiling hot jell-o (knox) in your hair, you might be a synchro swimmer.
2. If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a synchro swimmer. (i've been pandafied!!!)
3. If you have seen almost all of your teamates naked, wet, and covered in knox, you might be a synchro swimmer.
4. If you have ever put chapstick on your eyes, you might be a synchro swimmer.
5. If you have permanent noseclip marks, you might be a synchro swimmer.
6. If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs in the spring, you might be a synchro swimmer.
7. If you have worn eye makeup that most hookers wouldn't wear, you might be a synchro swimmer.
8. If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a synchro swimmer.
9. If you love a good lightning storm when you have practice, you might be a synchro swimmer.
10. If you have ever named your noseclips, you might be a synchro swimmer.
11. When your long term goal is to touch your hands to your feet in an arch, you might be a synchro swimmer.(already can)
12. If you spend the majority of your time in a swimsuit, you might be a synchro swimmer.
13. If you own hairnets and bobby pins and aren't a lunch lady, you might be a synchro swimmer.(no! you could be a dancer!!)
14. If you can name or describe all of the males in your sport, you might be a synchro swimmer. (none!)
15. If your team name is some fiction animal of some sort that has the word "aqua" in it, you might be a synchro swimmer.
16. If you have more medals than you can count, you might be a synchro swimmer. (none at the last count)
17. If your screen name has the word "synch" in it , you might be a synchro swimmer. (im not that obsessed)
18. If you have enough synchro or team clothes to wear for a month, you might be a synchro swimmer. (maybe)
19. If you have team flip flops, suits, jackets, parkas, pants, shirts, sweatshirts, towels, bags, caps, and tank tops, you might be a synchro swimmer.
20. If you don't like the words "under" "stretching" or "ten full runs!", you might be a synchronized swimmer. (true.
21. If you have worn ridiculously racy swim suits, you might be a synchro swimmer.
22. If you walk around going "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 1, 2..", you might be a synchro swimmer. (haha sometimess)
23. If you know your team mates as well as your family, you might be a synchro swimmer. (haha almostt.stuff like min eating chilli from packects etc.)
24. If you spend all practice staring at the boys swim team, you might be a synchro swimmer. (WTH)
25. If you could landdrill in your sleep, you might be a synchro swimmer. (i guess)
26. If you find hard chunks of jello in your hair monday at school, you might be a synchro swimmer. (after performances. helpful friends go:"what the hell is this in your hair??"
27. If the word Eiffel doesn't make yout hink of Paris, if the word Flamingo doesn't make you think of a pink bird, and if the word Aurora doesn't remind you of the sky, you might be a synchro swimmer. (i've heard of those figures.eiffel walk and aurora and *flamingo bent knee(nooooo)*)
28. If you have ever had a team sleepover, you might be a synchro swimmer. (last nights of comps)
29. If you enjoy sharing hotel rooms with girls from all around the world, you might be a synchronized swimmer. (i wouldnt mind but i havent though)
30. If you listen to alot of weird obscure music, you might be a syncrhonized swimmer. (errrrrrr)
31. If you notice the lengths/shapes of other girls legs, you might be a synchronized swimmer.
32. If you have ever seen your pool before it is open to the public, you might be a synchro swimmer.
33. If you can tell people apart by their feet, you might be a synchro swimmer. (yea i think i can! ahaha)
34. If you have a long-time goal of getting high, you might be a synchro swimmer.(nope already am)
35. If the expressions toe-curling, thrusts, mesh, getting wet, and straddle aren't dirty, you might be a synchro swimmer. (whats mesh? but yea thrust is the same as chong qi!)
36. When someone says "I want to see your ass!!" and you don't think of something dirty, you might a synchro swimmer. (ok just that cjl doesnt always speak in english. oh but she likes to say she wants to see our armpits when treading water)
37. If you HATE the joke "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have too?". you might be a synchro swimmer. (thats just lame)
38. If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a synchronized swimmer. (haha not really. unless its very painful)
39. If you would walk shamelessly around school, the y, and town in your bathing suit, you might be a synchro swimmer. (crazy)
40. If you suck at running, you might be a synchro swimmer. (errrrrr......no. i used to do track ok!!!!!)
41. If you are stronger than many of the guys and all of the girls in your grade, you might be a synchro swimmer.
42. If you are immune to the smell of chlorine, you might be a synchro swimmer. ( helps for chem, home ec among others!)
43. If you have ever had iscicles in your hair after it freezes after practice, you might be a synchro swimmer. (never)
44. If you are perfectly comfortable answering the door in a wet swimsuit and holding a conversation with the salesperson/visitor. (err NO)
45. If you have given up apologizing ever time you kick, scratch, bite, or cut someone, you might be a synchro swimmer. (becoming immune to team violence...kinda)
46. If you have no problem getting partially naked in front of your teammates. (haha yea i guess in the toilet, or when we're changing)
47. When drowning just seems impossible to you, you might be a synchro swimmer.
48. If you have ever peed in the gutter of your pool, you might be a synchro swimmer. (yes really it happens cos cui wont let us go toilet during training now)
49. If you can pee without taking your suit off, you might be a synchro swimmer. (yup)
50. If you bite people's heads off when they tell you synchro is easy and isn't a sport, you might be a synchro swimmer.(who wants to fight with me over this? simple if you think its so easy jump into the pool and try it yourself, you stinking asshole!!!)
51. If your coach has ever told you that she wants EVERYONE on the team to have PERMENANT scars on their leggs from being kicked, you might be a synchro swimmer. (not explicitly.but its annoying to go near your duet partner/teammate and get scratched)
52. If you don't belive that people have experienced pain unless they have suffered through splits, arches, toe points, and the horror of under-sprint-under-sprint-under-spring..., you might be a synchro swimmer. (yes totally. gym is somewhat like that too.)
53. If you can tell your teammates apart by their butts, you might be a synchro swimmer. (haha i think i can!)
54. If you have ever put milk in your eyes, you might be a synchro swimmer. (no i just put eye drops)
55. If you hate jello with a passion, you might be a synchro swimmer. (yesss totally gelatin is stupid)
56. If you think the question "Why are solos synchronized swimming, if you're by yourself?" is beyond stupid, you might be a synchro swimmer.
57. If you have ever asked someone to sit on your legs or to stradle your back, you might be a synchro swimmer. (yea just that its not that i asked someone to, that someone was prob forced to do it for me)
58. If some woman constantly tells you she should be seeing your boobs and "girl parts", you might be a synchro swimmer. (haha similar to the one abt the butt. oh and cjl says chest-xiong. so i guess it doesnt sound so sick, haha but its the same la)
59. If you don't do ballet but can stand on your toes like whoa you might be a synchro swimmer. (haha i cant say i agree with this cos i do ballet. but i can sorta walk on my toes! :D)
60. If you automatically start landrilling when music comes on, you might be a synchro swimmer.
61. If you know what landdrilling is, you might be a synchro swimmer. (haha YEA)
62. If you don't have a life, you might be a synchro swimmer. (i have a life!)
63. If you've ever sat in a freezing cold pool in January at 7 in the morning, only to realize you have four hours left to swim, you might be a synchro swimmer. (okay its the same as sitting in a cold pool during the nov/dec hols training at 8am, only to realize we still have to swim until 12, if cjl is in a good mood. if not look forward to ending at 1, or later)
64. If you have ever experienced muscle twitching in your face from excessive smiling, you might be a synchro swimmer. (haha i dun think i smile THAT much)
65. If you have ever done a runthrough marathon, you might be a synchro swimmer. (not that i know of)
66. If you notice growth and imbalance in your team mates' chest, you might be a synchro swimmer. (ahaha)
67. If your team goal is to find a tapper that is not a spoon, wrench, S-hook, or pole, you might be a synchro swimmer. (haha well i guess its cjl's goal. or maybe she's already found it. tap on the flag pole. that thingg at the 5m mark aha)
68. If you cringe at nit-picking and an underwater microphone, you might be a synchro swimmer.
69. If when people hug you they cringe and telll you you smell like a pool, you might be a synchro swimmer.
70. If you've ever interpreted the FINA manual in dirty ways, you might be a synchro swimmer.

(huh what dirty ways can you interpret it in???)

And finally,
71. If you actually understand these jokes, you might be a synchronized swimmer.(wth wtffff)

those i agree with are in yellow italics. abt 56 out of 71 of them.